1. You are eager to watch the next episode of Star Trek
2. You play Asian fantasy card games at lunch (Yugi-Oh, Pokemon)
3. You have a weekly meeting to play Dungeons and Dragons
4. Michael Jackson is your idol
5. You pick your nose and eat your boogies during class
6. You have open conversations with walls
7. You have socks that are halfway up your legs.
8. You eat your Skykine Chilli with your hands.
9. You have eaten a worm.
10. You observe your own fecal matter (poop)
11. You stare at the tissue after you blow your own nose.
12. You have over 10 Star Wars figures.
13. Your mom writes you little notes in your lunchbox every day.
14. You sit with Asian Fanstasy gamers.
15. You read a novel in less than two days
16. Your shorts are above your knees
17. You kick you butt when you run
18. You talk to yourself
19. You like brussel sprouts
20. You watch a Star Wars movie more than 10 times at the theaters
21. You have hair like Einstein
22. You give a rock a name
23. You stare at people all class
24. You have any traits mentioned in the song 'White and Nerdy' by Weird Al
25. You have unknown friends on your MySpace
26. You play with your shadow
27. Your bandages have cartoons on them.
28. You love infomercials
29. You stay up at one in the morning to watch paid programming
30. You think you can communicate with people through a TV
31. You try to talk through the earpiece in a phone
32. You can name all the characters in Full House
33. You're a guy and you have posters of Disney channell stars in your room.
34. You wear tighty whities
35. You like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
36. You hiss at people
37. You call a cartoon character hot
38. You eat paper
39. You named your cat after a Californian governer
40. You try to sniff or eat your own fart
41. You try to sniff or eat someone else's fart
42. You consider your cat's litter box as a box of choclate
43. The first thing you consider in a date is his/her toungue
44. You can pronounce every Asian Fantasy card game character thingy
45. You name your fingers
46. You pick your butt and sniff your fingers
47. You pronounce Jiffy Lube as "Jiffa-Lube"
48. You actually think 20 Questions can read your mind
49. You count your toes everyday to make sure they're safe
50. You talk to clouds
51. You spell your name wrong
52. You have a pet named gorlock
53. You have read less than three books in your whole life
54. You call everyone else dumb
55. You check to make sure you have underwear on every five minutes of the day
56. You mix your peas and mashed potatos
57. You jump off cliffs for fun
58. Your favorite food is rotten eggs
59. You brag about being smart
60. You brag about being dumb
61. You quit football to be on the chess team
62. You reapeat things over and over again
63. You ask for a tricycle for christmas
64. You must refer to your underwear when people ask you your name
65. You put mayo on your hotdog
66. Your a girl and your name is Rob
67. You try but cant use slang
68. You have the attention span of a squirrel
69. You never change your socks
70. You never change your underwear
71. Your 80 years old and work at the roller arena
72. You can recite the first ten pages of the dictionarry
73. When a cop pulls you over and asks for license and registration you say"here hold my beer for a minute while I find them
74. You have three myspaces
75. You do homework for fun
76. You can recite all of shakespears stories
77. You have something living in your hair
78. You mow your lawn twice a week
79. You live in the sewers
80. Your favorite sport is tiddly-winks
81. You make a homepage for your dog
82. You wear a fanny pack
83. You have more than 3,000 friends on myspace
84. You play linerider for more than one hour a day
85. You have less than one friend
86. You smell like fish
87. You smell like fish because your new body spray is called fishos
88. You buy diet pills from a fat guy
89. Your name is Ug
90. You refer to kids as youngins
91. You refer to old people as oldins
92. Your favorite band is The Harlem Globe Trotters
93. You must dip something in ketchup before you eat it
94. You own and carry around a PDA but have no job
95. Prune juice is yummy to you
96. You like the schools food
97. You think you are one of the seven wonders of the world
98. Your hamsters name is captain america
99. Your home work is turned in a day early

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