My Pet Dragon: Skippy
It was a normal day in the life of Skippy. The life of a dragon... Oh, what a wonderful life.
Then the Super Ninjas attacked. [dramatic pause] Skippy burned them to a crisp.
Then the not-so-super Floridans attacked. One by one they shot at Skippy and missed.
"You have terrible aim!" Skippy shouted.
"We take after our team's quarterback!" The Floridans replied.
"Well there's one thing we agree on..."
Then the fighting stopped.
Skippy and the Floridans had a small tea party with unicorns, lollipops, and teddy bears.
The fighting began again. They fought for hours and hours until the Floridans retreated.
Florida then broke off the United States. They joined Canada.
Meanwhile, Skippy got engaged to his long loved girlfriend for 21 hours. They decided to get married in
Arkansas where all their relatives lived. The had their honeymoon on the Southern Georgia beach where Florida previously was.
They grew old and had 'lil Skippy juniors. Then they died.
The {surprisingly dramatic} End
The Life of Neil's Thumb
Neil's thumb was a happy, healthy thumb. But his visit to a basketball camp in Indiana would mess him up for eternity
It all started when Neil, Ross, and Alex arrived at their dorm for the first
time. Neil's thumb knew it wasn't right. Neil's thumb decided to confront Neil.
"This isn't right!" Neil's thumb said. But Neil thought it was his imaginaton
making his thumb speak.
Neil went to the court to shoot hoops. This camp was known around the wourld.
And a little bit of Canada. There were two Canadians in Neil's group. Neil's thumb knew it wasn't right.
Neil's group started a drill. The older Canadian threw a ball over
Neil's head, who was about to shoot. The two balls connected and Neil's thumb winced in pain.
"I'm broke! I'm broke!" Neil's thumb shouted.
It turned out Neil's thumb was broken he had to leave early. He got a free
ticket to next year's camp.
The End of all Ends. Just Kiddin'. Only the story dippy.
