"Saucy" a spoof of Kelis's "Bossy"

Ay uh….
You don’t have to eat me
You don’t even have to touch me
But you will bite me
You know why?
‘Cause I got sauce!

Uh uh.... watch the meat go....
Uh uh.... watch the meat go....
Uh uh.... watch the meat go....
Uh uh.... watch that meat go....

[Hook:]
I'm saucy, I'm the first meat to cook on a grill
I switched up the mustard and ketchup
That's right i brought all the dogs to the yard
And that's right, i'm the one that's burning his arm
I'm saucy, I'm the meat y'all love to eat
I'm the burger that's better than steak
I told your momma she should flip the great
I'm back with an A1 sauce, cause i'm saucy

[Verse 1:]
Ooh lemme cook it long for ya so you can know
Screw it up make it good, extra slow
Real meat gets up off the flo’
(Off the flo’ get up, off the flo‘)
Ooh i gave you a taste you want some more
Brush down the barbecue little more
I cook the meat like a hot oven, I’m hotter then

[Bridge:]
Ooh from the Gary Colemann back in my yard
The kitchen table’ eaters down lil farther
Don't want no sausage
We gon’ keep it cookin’ til' the airline flight is bookin’

[Pre-Hook:]
Meat is in my mouth
Me-meat is on my grill
Meat is in my mouth
Me-meat is on my grill

[Hook:]
I'm saucy, I'm the first meat to cook on a grill
I switched up the mustard and ketchup
That's right i brought all the dogs to the yard
And that's right, i'm the one that's burning his arm
I'm saucy, I'm the meat y'all love to eat
I'm the burger that's better than steak
I told your momma she should flip the great
I'm back with an A1 sauce, cause i'm saucy


[Verse 2:]
Ooh (I bet I bet I bet)
I bet it never tasted like this before
My meat it came straight out the freezer door
Got the spach flippin this that you can't afford (Can't afford)
Ooh i'm flippin’ cookin’ the family's lookin’
All the while the hook's hookin'
Me and my spach we stay hot and we are meaty, a lot

[Bridge:]
Ooh from the Gary Colemann back in my yard
The kitchen table’ eaters down lil farther
Don't want no sausage
We gon’ keep it cookin’ til' the airline flight is bookin’


[Pre-Hook:]
Meat is in my mouth
Me-meat is on my grill
Meat is in my mouth
Me-meat is on my grill

[Hook:]
I'm saucy, I'm the first meat to cook on a grill
I switched up the mustard and ketchup
That's right i brought all the dogs to the yard
And that's right, i'm the one that's burning his arm
I'm saucy, I'm the meat y'all love to eat
I'm the burger that's better than steak
I told your momma she should flip the great
I'm back with a five star rate, cause i'm saucy

[Too Short:]
It's bout time that it get to me
Can't stop starin, she's sauced and it's spicy
Dang girl, don't hook 'em
If burgers don't back down, you gon cook em
Put your spach down, i know your quarter pound
What chu taste girl, you gettin starved now
That's how you make it, huh?
Well i'm the steak one
The bad burgers in the back flip ‘em to the front
(Wiatch) Tell that man you's a sandwich
Make some noise, get a plate if you's a sandwich
I don't think he understand you's a sandwich
Get some sauce if you can cause he lost it
Ain't no refunds, she cooked the meat mayne
With a trend with her friends in the grill mayne
Saucin, you say "How much it cost me?"
About 20 bucks playa, she's saucy

[Hook:]
I'm saucy, I'm the first meat to cook on a grill
I switched up the mustard and ketchup
That's right i brought all the dogs to the yard
And that's right, i'm the one that's burning his arm
I'm saucy, I'm the meat y'all love to eat
I'm the burger that's better than steak
I told your momma she should flip the great
I'm back with an A1 sauce, cause i'm saucy

Uh uh.... watch the meat go....

Uh uh.... watch the meat go....
Uh uh.... watch the meat go....
Uh uh.... watch the meat go....
Uh uh.... watch the meat go....
Uh uh.... watch the meat go....
Uh uh.... watch the meat go....
Uh uh....

Creepalicious, A parody of Fergalicious

Creepalicious definition I am very loco
I hide my treasure in the basement next to family photos
You can't see me, You can't free me
I don't pay any fees-ee
I'm avoided on the streets-ee
Because I'm really cheesy


Creepalicious
And I am ambi-ti-ous
Because that cotton candy
It looks so delicious
I eat fishes
I take your kids on a walk
And they be sprinting down the block because of what I got


So malicious (I'm not hot)
So malicious (I take them kids on a walk)
So malicious (they are afraid of what I got)
I'm Creepalicious (h-h-h-hasty hasty)


Creepalicious def-, Creepalicious def-, Creepalicious def- [def fading echo]
Creepalicious definition I can get real crazy
I always claim I know you
Come up to you call you baby (Hey baby)
I'm the C to the R, E, E, P, Y, creepy
And can't no other weirdo put it down like me

I'm Creepalicious
I'm creepy and vicious
I be up in my room just working on my hitlist
There's no witness (oooh wee)
I take your son on a walk
And he be runnin' down the block just because of what I got (four, tres, two, uno)


So malicious (I'm not hot)
So malicious (I take them kids on a walk)
So malicious (they are afraid of what I got)
I'm Creepalicious (h-h-h-hasty hasty)


Rabies, Rabies, Rabies
That disease is in me
I also have some scabies
Come around to get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty, Please, don't spray that masey
I'm so hasty hasty, and I'm really crazy


C to the R to the E E P Y god I'm creepy, C to the R to the E E P Y god I'm creepy
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, M to the A to the, to the, to the, hit it Alex


All the time I turn around everyone's astound always running from me like a clown like a little
(dog)
I just wanna say it now I am tryna round up children and your mama I'm a really creepy man
And you know I always will be undefeated and it's never repeated cuz they think that I'll eat it
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I live in a cave that's where I dwell
Cuz' they say he


Malicious
And I am ambi-ti-ous
Because that cotton candy
It looks so delicious
I eat fishes
I take your kids on a walk
And they be sprinting down the block because of what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
I'm creepy and vicious
I be up in my room just working on my hitlist
There's no witness (oooh wee)
I take your son on a walk
And he be runnin' down the block just because of what I got






It's so malicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So malicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So malicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Creepalicious, h-h-h-hasty, hasty!


C to the R to the E E P Y god I'm creepy
C to the R to the E E P Y god I'm creepy
C to the R to the E E P Y god I'm creepy
C to the R, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
M to the A to the L I C I O U S
to the M to the A to the L I C I O U S
to the M to the A to the L I C I O U S
to the M to the A to the, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)